It makes me smile to think
Of a man who teaches children for a living
But doesn’t know the meaning of omw
It makes me laugh to think
Of rating my lentil soup first a 9, then an 8.5 then an 8 out of 10
I know you liked it
And no I’m not putting mince in next time
It makes me snortle to think
Of blackberries and Brooklyn-99
Commitment to having more matcha ice cream
When clearly I had a different theme going
It makes me giggle to think
Of pink blankets and warm hugs
And listening to your stories
The truth of how we’re both a bit scarred
It makes me happy to think
Of spending time with you
I know you saw fire last night
For the first time
Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift
And yeah definitely give any smarmy mouthed children detention
If they ask you how your date went
But also make them laugh
Tell them I call you KnifeEars