For Wise, you definitely should get yourself a sailboat!

Oh there was a sailor bold

He went to sea to search for gold

But all he found was a merry lass dreamy

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And he sailed into the sun

With a glass full of rum

And the universe sent him a fairy

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He had no need of a map

When handsome gals fell on his lap

His pleasures no he didn’t take discreetly

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And he sailed into the sun

With a glass full of rum

And the universe sent him a fairy

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He was unwisened for his years

Due to staying off the beers

All the women they truly did adore him

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And he sailed into the sun

With a glass full of rum

And the universe sent him a fairy

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And when he finally went ashore

His lady mum she did implore

Him to stay but he said nay the sea is calling

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And he sailed into the sun

With a glass full of rum

And the universe sent him a fairy

Or three…